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| The France morning from my crappy couchette. |
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That's where I slept, in the bottom third. |
Whoa! Just like in the movies! |
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| Gare du Nord train station. |
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A sunny day! I was excited. |
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| Montparnasse tower. |
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Does every town need a Ferris wheel? |
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Place de la Concorde. |
Le Grand Palais. |
Le Petit Palais. How cute! |
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| Pont Alexandre III. |
The "traveling backpacker" look is one I was trying to avoid. |
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Arc de Triomphe. |
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| The tunnel leading to the Arc. |
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The tomb of the unknown soldier. |
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Scooter town. |
Reminds me of Goldfinger. |
The Trocadéro. |
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Bad-ass French soldiers. |
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| No throwing snowballs. |
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That is rad as hell. |
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| The motor that drives the elevator. |
This dude is attached to the elevator. It's scary the first time you see it! |
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Looking back on the Trocadéro and La Defense from the second level. |
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| Self-portrait. |
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Love in Paris. |
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How many steps there are. |
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Napoleon is buried under there. |
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| "No tourist." |
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Stickers outside the Rodin museum. |
Bra brassiere. |
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Jardin du Luxembourg. |
The Statue of Liberty. |
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| The Panthéon. |
Notre Dame. |
Gargoyles. |
Place de la Bastille. |
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| Fucking French police and their goddamned contrôle d'identité. |
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Ice skating in front of Hôtel de Ville. |
Look closely at this tower. |
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| A space invader! |
The park on Pont Neuf. |
Me in Shakespeare and Co. bookstore. |
In Versailles. |
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French gardeners come from geometry world. |
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The Grand Canal. |
Quincunx. |
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Marie Antoinette's little farm. |
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Calypso the cat. |
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The steps of the Sacré-Cœur Basilica. |
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Inside the Louvre. |
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| The Venus de Milo. |
Hippos! |
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Charlie's Angels. |
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Me and Isia. |
Shop til you drop. |
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Père-Lachaise Cemetery. |
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| The tomb of Oscar Wilde. |
Another space invader! |
Sounds dirty. |
Place de la République. |
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| Where I had lunch with Arthur and Lydia. |
Not a space invader, but Q*bert! |
Me and Lydia. |
Centre Georges Pompidou. |
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| Broken ticket machines. |
Not Q*bert, but a Mac OS trash can! |
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This is how you know you're in France. |
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| Bibliothèque nationale. |
Arthur and Lydia. |
Arthur's university. |
Dinner with Isia. |
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| Gaston the bird. |
Cesar as a ghostly skateboarder. |
Oliver. |
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Inside the church where Marzena renovated the artwork. |
Looking at the family tree. |
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| Cesar. |
Balthazar. |
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